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Steam Horris Death Metal Tee

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STEAM HORRIS DEATH METAL TEE

“WODJUHMEEN?!” Edition

A tribute to the one and only Steam Horris—a man of strange wisdom, uncanny serenity, and a worldview that defies mortal logic.

This tee features Steam Horris in his truest form: clutching a beloved pigeon like a sacred relic, surrounded by vicious, screaming seagulls desperate to interrupt his peace. His name is scrawled across the chest in feral pink death metal script, as mysterious and chaotic as the man himself.

And on the back? His immortal phrase of bafflement, brilliance, and spiritual distress:

“WODJUHMEEN?!”

Because sometimes, that’s all there is to say.

This shirt isn’t just clothing—it’s a statement. A mindset. A wearable piece of existential confusion.

For the thinkers. The oddballs. The ones who see the world… differently.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Steam Horris Death Metal Tee Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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