Queechie's Gate Death Metal Tee
Queechie's Gate Death Metal Tee
The Gate is open—and it leads straight to depravity.
Celebrate the unholy fellowship of The Slam King's Baldur’s Gate 3 playthrough with this monstrous ensemble tee, featuring the full Queechie’s Gate gang led by none other than Paul Queechie himself: sorcerer, shagger, and certified menace. Flanked by loyal (and not-so-loyal) companions, demonic forces, and eldritch mascots, this tee immortalizes The Slam King's party of absolute agents of chaos in all their glory—topped with the fiery QUEECHIE death metal logo in blistering orange.
And on the back?
The infamous Paul Queechie smile—staring into your soul beneath the declaration:
MYSTERY SOLVED. (If you know, you know)
• Black ringspun cotton for maximum durability and moral corruption
• Printed with infernal orange ink straight from Avernus
• For fans of BG3, absolute carnage, and the mysterious E
• Warning: may increase charisma and sexual tension
Wear it proud, and remember:
Paul Queechie always gets his end away.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: the_slam_king
- Email: the-slam-king-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Queechie's Gate Death Metal Tee Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|