Straight from the depths of chat degeneracy and forged live on stream, this tee is pure Slam King energy. Born from one of the oldest, dumbest, and most sacred traditions of the channel, hearing the word “come” in any game dialogue and immediately derailing the moment like a 12-year-old with a soundboard.

This shirt is unapologetically immature, community powered, and designed to make people do a double take. It’s not subtle. It’s not classy. It is, however, completely on brand.

Front print:

A dripping, gooey logo created by Beardie, refined with Senior Pudding’s slimy effects, looking like it’s slowly melting off your chest.

Back print:

Fakebark’s cursed text design spelling out the most unholy question ever committed to cotton.

Design placement and layout:

Approved and unleashed by The Slam King himself.

This is a shirt for:

• The gooners

• The degenerates

• The chat gremlins

• Anyone who laughs when they absolutely shouldn’t

Wearing this in public is a social experiment. Wearing it on stream is a declaration of war. Wearing it ironically still counts as wearing it.

Premium black tee

High quality print

Front and back design

Community collab

This isn’t merch.

It’s a crime scene.